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LARKA: AIK LARKI KO CHERTE HUWE KAHTA HAI K
JAN-E-MAN IS DIL MAI A JAO.
LARKI: SANDIL UTAROO KIA?????
LARKA:JAN-E-MAN YE DIL HAI KOI MASJID NAHI SANDIL PAHAN KAR HI AJAO.
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Baatein karke bhola na dena,
Fasana karke mita na dena,
Agar de saka dosti to gham nahi,
Par dost banke bhola na dena.
Wat makes sum ppl dearest is not the happiness wen u meet them,
but its the pain wen u MISS them
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Always ask god to give you what you deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
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