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I
read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is
cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60%
is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his
mobile in his hand
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the
doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this
all.
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I
have forgotten this before.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
More There are 12 months a
year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an
hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain
formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the
distance to the person who is reading this.
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Wat makes sum ppl dearest is not the happiness wen u meet them,
but its the pain wen u MISS them
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Always ask god to give you what you deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
More Friendship is not a game
to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It
is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I
looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to
read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned
in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness
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